T's Blog Point Zero Zero One
I'm not sure if I'm jumping on the "politically correct" bandwagon.
I truly hope I'm not!
God forbid that would mean I'm seriously old
But...
I'm a little confused.
Disturbed.
Unsure.
On Warning signs.
Warning signs before a speed bump.I get it. A good necessity really.
Warning signs of up coming speed camera's. Best invention ever now that I know they are there.
Cling wrap sticker saying you only have 5 meters left. Good. Handy
Low battery beep on your mobs. Good.
How do these things come about?
Is there a suggestion poll?
Cause there are some real shit ones I'd like to comment about. And a hell lot more necessary ones we require.
Bad language warning for songs. NN (not necessary) Half the time you can't understand what they're saying anyway. And when and if you do catch the swear word, it's bloody hilarious. Old School and The Hangover wedding scenes prove this point.
Warning of extra ATM fee. NN. If we need money do we really care - or better yet, can we stop the powers that be charging us that $2??? I think not.
Gambling signs can be addictive signage.... IN a casino. Oh really??? No shit casino peeps. That's why I'm back here. Surely with all the money they make they could come up with something better than wee little stickers stuck on the inside of doors - so you see them when you're leaving (!!!) or next to the ATM (again... !!!)
What is needed are...
Warning signs for suckling in public. If you got to breast feed... Beep or something. I'm not sure how else to put it. But a boob out and about is just eye catching... and I don't want my eyes to be caught on that. A warning beep. Signage or something...
Farting in a relationship. If a new relationship I still think a warning sign is necessary. I understand farts are necessary - that doesn't mean we have to like them. Even a verbal fart noise, prior to the actual real fart would be all that's needed. Short, sweet, and could also provide some laughter to cover the actual fart.
Tight short dresses on young round girls. Well that's a warning sign within itself isn't it? Unfortunately the young round girls seem to be that full of chicken breasts that they don't see the warning sign. Here, something like the overhead speed signs on freeways that point down at you when you're doing over the limit. We need one of these on every front door!
Huge price tags. You're just about fallen inlove with these pair of shoes, dress shirt... whatever. Then you turn over the price tag and Kabooom! #*ckin what! Colour coding is needed. Red tag means watch out. Amber tag means you'll really really need to reconsider buying this OR how to rationalise this. Green tag checkout time :)
So,
Where do I need to go to get these things happening???
Or, should I just consider a latte and re-consider all of the above???
Hang on...
Maybe a beer would help???
I truly hope I'm not!
God forbid that would mean I'm seriously old
But...
I'm a little confused.
Disturbed.
Unsure.
On Warning signs.
Warning signs before a speed bump.I get it. A good necessity really.
Warning signs of up coming speed camera's. Best invention ever now that I know they are there.
Cling wrap sticker saying you only have 5 meters left. Good. Handy
Low battery beep on your mobs. Good.
How do these things come about?
Is there a suggestion poll?
Cause there are some real shit ones I'd like to comment about. And a hell lot more necessary ones we require.
Bad language warning for songs. NN (not necessary) Half the time you can't understand what they're saying anyway. And when and if you do catch the swear word, it's bloody hilarious. Old School and The Hangover wedding scenes prove this point.
Warning of extra ATM fee. NN. If we need money do we really care - or better yet, can we stop the powers that be charging us that $2??? I think not.
Gambling signs can be addictive signage.... IN a casino. Oh really??? No shit casino peeps. That's why I'm back here. Surely with all the money they make they could come up with something better than wee little stickers stuck on the inside of doors - so you see them when you're leaving (!!!) or next to the ATM (again... !!!)
What is needed are...
Warning signs for suckling in public. If you got to breast feed... Beep or something. I'm not sure how else to put it. But a boob out and about is just eye catching... and I don't want my eyes to be caught on that. A warning beep. Signage or something...
Farting in a relationship. If a new relationship I still think a warning sign is necessary. I understand farts are necessary - that doesn't mean we have to like them. Even a verbal fart noise, prior to the actual real fart would be all that's needed. Short, sweet, and could also provide some laughter to cover the actual fart.
Tight short dresses on young round girls. Well that's a warning sign within itself isn't it? Unfortunately the young round girls seem to be that full of chicken breasts that they don't see the warning sign. Here, something like the overhead speed signs on freeways that point down at you when you're doing over the limit. We need one of these on every front door!
Huge price tags. You're just about fallen inlove with these pair of shoes, dress shirt... whatever. Then you turn over the price tag and Kabooom! #*ckin what! Colour coding is needed. Red tag means watch out. Amber tag means you'll really really need to reconsider buying this OR how to rationalise this. Green tag checkout time :)
So,
Where do I need to go to get these things happening???
Or, should I just consider a latte and re-consider all of the above???
Hang on...
Maybe a beer would help???
Thank God T's Week is back in Blog form. I even have work colleagues on the wrong side of 60 asking what happened to it. LOVE IT PRINCESS. xxxx
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