T's Blog Point Zero Zero One Five

I've been offline...
besides at work...
and being the diligent and focused worker that I am...
have been soooooo veeerrrrryyyy very busy working...
to truly optimize my usage of social media outlets...
for approx 2 weeks...
for the first time in over 8 years...


And Wow!




Initially the withdrawal symptoms set in.

Then slight distress!!!

Curiosity was next...

So some small shirt term sneak peaks online occurred at work...

And then...

Like any good change management system sold to you by US Gods of Marketing would suggest...

Adjustment traits started to occur.

Complacency took over.

And I simply "became at one" with it
(or without to be more accurate)




However...
now I'm back!
Bigger
(literally a kilo or two - not sure how that correlates but I'm blaming tpg)
And better
(hmmm... not sure about me...)
but my internet is now a pumped up creatine version!
Some superspeed fangdangledongle ADLMNOP2+ version!
Don't think it's naked...
(but soooooooooo wanted that version just to be able to say it)

I thought a comeback blog would be a good way to recap and revisit what may have been missed...




The Tour De France is STILL on.
Julia is STILL selling her carbon tax.
Newcastle is still shit windy
And it's STILL raining.
I'm STILL negotiating the need to have a minimum of two alcohol free days (she says as she takes a sip...
and another sip of her vino)
I'm STILL off trifecta's
and STILL not a millionaire
Frank my fern (may he rest in peace) has been upgraded to Frederick the leafy and flourishing fern/plant
I'm STILL in a relationship
and before you all ask...
and we're STILL not married...
and before you all sob...
I'm STILL OK with that....
My niece is STILL three of four...???
I have missed some births...
so congrats on that
and pending births...
so good-luck with that
I STILL don't like the difference between one's group certificate and bank account statements
Happy belated birthdays
But where the hell was my phone call to the celebrations???
Barney Stinson and Hugh Jackman are both STILL my celebrity crushes
I STILL have a job:)
STILL have a mortgage:(
STILL have Bern's great birthday presents she gave me!!!
And payback will STILL be a bitch




What have I missed???

Hmmmmm....

reckon that's about it!

Amazing hey??!?!

How the hell did we survive without the internet??!?!

Comments

  1. AnonymousJuly 23, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    I'm going to assume that Keira is one of the births that you mention above and would like to thank you very much for the congratulations!! Although really you didn't miss it as you did send me a text :o) You are getting all soft and mushy about babies now aren't you???!!! Loz :o)

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